CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
You've heard that we're all made of stardust, but so are bicycles, sewing machines, and typewriters. Or ... smoke coalesces into the Platonic ideals of bicycles, typewriters, and sewing machines, and the cosmos celebrates. From Jugend, 1906.
Here's someone who did not use the Cloud-Busting app we developed. From Jugend, 1903. (Yes, our Cloud-Buster truly does dissolve clouds in the sky. We always caution against using the app in drought-prone areas.)
It's been said that "Fresh language blows a cool breeze through the reader" (Roy Peter Clark, Writing Tools). And the reader's not the only one. From Dong Zhi Wu Yan Jiu Fa, c. 1825.