CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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April 18, 2007

I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought (permalink)

The Follow Your Bliss Compass is located here.
The La Dolce Vita blog got empowered by my Follow Your Bliss Compass.  Here's an excerpt:

While shopping, I was contemplating on making a large furniture purchase. Undecided, I kept finding reasons not to spend the money. The clerk then said to me "Before you purchase, follow your bliss." What?? How about room theme or color scheme, but bliss? What does bliss have to do with my purchase decision?

Do you ever have the sense of being helped by hidden hands? Today I did... I need to go out and do what makes me come alive. I need to tap into the energy that makes me tick. Bliss comes from within, not from striving for outer appearances or outer circumstances. Living my own unique life in harmony with myself (and my son)... Now, that's bliss.

I found this website (www.oneletterwords.com/bliss) and may spin the wheel on a daily basis. Maybe, just maybe, this will help to keep me on the right track. My "Follow Your Bliss Compass" suggested that it is 'Time for some quiet contemplation'. The comment from the clerk and this compass have already made an empowering change in my life.
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Puzzles and Games :: Letter Grids (permalink)
This puzzle grid contains several big words. Can you find them?

• 7-letter words: 11
• 8-letter words: 2

One 7-letter word means "a stretch of land."

All letters in the word must touch (in any direction), and no square may be reused.

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April 17, 2007

Uncharted Territories (permalink)
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The Right Word (permalink)
Here's an excerpt from an article about how "the last semicolon gets the last laugh":

Written language captures things that spoken language never could. Does anyone know, for example, what a semicolon sounds like?

Consider the sentence "Order your furniture on Monday, take it home on Tuesday." With a comma, it means that if you order your furniture on Monday, you can take it home on Tuesday. "Order your furniture on Monday; take it home on Tuesday" is different, however; it is a double command. But sometimes you can't tell the difference between the two sentences simply by hearing them read aloud. You need to see their punctuation to detect the difference.

If you look carefully, Mr. [Geoff] Nunberg said, the world of punctuation has its own rules of power politics. Commas are the weakest, semicolons are middleweight powers and colons are superpowers. Look more carefully and there is even a ranking among semicolons.

The Middleweight of Punctuation Politics
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April 16, 2007

Images Moving Through Time (permalink)
The Presence of Absence

Rich Haswell poses an intriguing question:

When spoken, the word "silence" contradicts its meaning. Gomringer's concrete poem [below left] creates a new and better word for "silence": the void in the middle. That space, that absence, is now filled with an eloquent presence. So then what is the better representation of a dead person, a photograph displayed or no photograph available?



The full size of this illustration is here.

Also of interest, the artistry of Mark Mumford:



"Nothing Ever Happened Here," 2002.  Paper, ink, stainless steel, and vinyl.

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Oldest Tricks in the Book (permalink)
"New"

The oldest trick in the world is to put the word “new.”  I mean nothing is older than the idea of the new.
—Christopher Hitchens, “Transcript of People in the News,” CNN (2003)

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April 15, 2007

The Right Word (permalink)
I came across a reference to the film "I Escaped from the Gestapo" (1943), but I somehow misread the last word as "Geppetto" and thought the film was about Pinocchio running away from home.
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Puzzles and Games :: Film-ictionary (permalink)
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April 14, 2007

Puzzles and Games :: D-ictionary (permalink)
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Uncharted Territories (permalink)
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April 13, 2007

Forgotten Wisdom (permalink)
From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:

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Semicolon's Dream Journal (permalink)
I dreamed I screamed hesitation!
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April 12, 2007

I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought (permalink)

Bodhisattva dancers.  Photo from nmazca.blog.
In Japan, most statues of Thousand-Armed Kannon, a Buddhist Goddess of Mercy, show only 42 arms.  Two are normal arms, and the remaining arms each represent the 25 Buddhist worlds.  40 times 25 equals 1000, plus two regular arms equals 1002.  Whether a statue has 42 arms or 1002, it still seems to misrepresent the goddess by minimizing or exaggerating her arms!

Tibetan art seems to have a better grip on one thousand arms.  This painting of Thousand-Armed Chenrezig (a.k.a. Avalokitesvara, the Buddha of Compassion) looks convincing.

This Chinese statue of the Goddess of Mercy also appears to get the number right.

But who's counting?
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Oldest Tricks in the Book (permalink)

New Title (Instead of a Raise)

The oldest trick in the world is to give someone a fancy new title instead of a raise.
—”Eric Greenberg, quoted in "From Company Recruiter to 'Nerd-Rustler'" by Mark Leibovich, Washington Post (1998)

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April 11, 2007

Uncharted Territories (permalink)
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Puzzles and Games :: Letter Grids (permalink)
This puzzle grid contains several big words. Can you find them?

• 7-letter words: 10
• 8-letter words: 2
• 9-letter words: 1

One 8-letter words describes someone who is unusually enthusiastic about saving the environment.

All letters in the word must touch (in any direction), and no square may be reused.

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April 10, 2007

Did You Hear the One I Just Made Up? (permalink)
Ma: Tsk, tsk.  Have you seen this new governmental program?  "Accent on Education" they call it.  It's unspeakable!

Pa: Unspeakable?

Ma: See for yourself:

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Hindpsych: Erstwhile Conjectures by the Sometime Augur of Yore (permalink)
Today's question:

Was New Orleans devastated by Hurricane Katrina?

With "hindpsych," the unfortunate answer is "yes"!  Note that every card in our Tarot spread features wands.  The hermit (left) holds a wooden staff for support.  The central figure struggles to carry a bundle of sticks (still in leaf, as if fallen branches from living trees or uprooted trunks).  And the Page of Wands (right) seems to be planting a tree in a barren landscape. 

We begin with the center card, the Ten of Wands, as it is flanked by two figures facing away from it.  The central figure is saddled with a difficult burden.  He is carrying a heavy load, perhaps laboring to clean up a messy situation.  (Ultimately, he is headed toward the right, where the Page of Wands is planting a tree, so the heavy load in the center picture is more likely saplings, symbolizing the labor and promise of regrowth.)  We see a house and trees in the background; we can easily conclude that the landscape refers to storm-damaged New Orleans and that a time of struggle is looming. 

The two figures facing away from the center card represent two outcomes.  On the left, the Hermit represents receiving guidance and accepting help.  On the right, the Page of Wands symbolizes creatively and wholeheartedly tackling a challenge.  Our spread indicates that New Orleans will experience a "dark night of the soul" (the Hermit) but will blossom again through assertive action (the Page of Wands).  We can say with confidence that New Orleans was ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, and we can now move on.

Tarot cards hand-colored by Prof. Oddfellow from Public Domain artwork.
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April 9, 2007

I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought (permalink)
My friend Jonathan wrote to me about "making pesto like an Italian grandmother."  I got to thinking that fresh basil and extra virgin olive oil aren't enough, in and of themselves, to make pesto on par with an Italian grandmother's.  It occurred to me that in order to make pesto like a real Italian grandmother, one would have to somehow be an Italian grandmother.  Improbable, perhaps ... but not impossible, thanks to the Honorary Italian Grandmother (and Saint) Certificate.

Italian grandmothers are famous for being dauntless, affectionate, and inspirational.  The spirit of Nonna, the archetypal Italian Grandmother, is the zest for life.  Nonna is present whenever a family and guests are well fed and whenever something is created by hand, with care and love.

I created the Honorary Italian Grandmother (and Saint) Certificate for those rare individuals with a flair for maintaining tradition, improvising without blinking, and turning anything into a nurturing experience.  The Certificate is personalized in fine calligraphy, easy for you to generate, and completely free!  Click here to check it out.
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Oldest Tricks in the Book (permalink)
Never Conceding

The oldest trick in the book is to pass a competitor looking as strong as possible, even if you can only keep it up until you’re out of view.
—Dave Scott, Dave Scott’s Triathlon Training (1986)

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