Will he take your sole?  From Jugend, 1908.

Just imagine all of your ambitions coming true via the Hawaiian guitar!  From Popular Mechanics, 1930.

Darren Slaughter has said that "You have to know your market!  You have to know exactly who your primary customer is."  From Jugend, 1911.

Did you know that every Monday is Job's birthday [observed]?  The text reads, "Job's birthday—the date be cursed!  You'd better celebrate the death of the day."  From an 1896 ad for laundry soap in The Ladies' Home Journal.

Before the "Magic 8-Ball," there had to be a magic Figure 8.  Here it is, in The Saturday Evening Post, 1920.

A detail of an ad for eye drops, 1947.

Here's an ad that actually promotes Stendhal Syndrome, a psychosomatic disorder in which you hallucinate that you are within a work of art.  The text reads, "Are you inside or outside this picture?  Something to think about!"  From Popular Mechanics, 1930.

It's not just any hair product that makes one feel carried away by geese.  Circa 1890.

Here's a photographer from an ad in Dansk Ornithologisk Forenings Tidsskrift, 1907.

"Begin with the blood."  From an ad in Pick Me Up, 1892.

The phrase "what clowns drink" is a Googlewhack, but here's your answer.  And this is what it looks like to be "off the [circus] wagon."  From a 1908 ad in Jugend.

"Fountain of Youth" Florida Water, from c. 1890.

Remember that famous ad featuring polar bears drinking cola?  Turns out that was a mixer, as we learn in these earlier ads from Jugend, 1910.

"Character as indicated by the hand," from 1893.

This can actually happen.  When Hurricane Matthew destoyed my home last October, a case of alcohol washed into my yard.  The garbage man asked if he could have it, so I gave it to him.  From an ad in Jugend, 1910.

A non-slip cat's paw (a detail from an advertisement, date uncertain).

From an ad for Buckingham's Dye for the Whiskers, c. 1890.

The better champagnes hatch from eggs, as we learn in Jugend, 1907.