"Survey consensus votes yes to coeds drinking."  From Florida Flambeau, 1959.

Tempted by booze and women.  Fairy-winged gay sobriety isn't pictured, but it remains a viable option.  From Hamilton's 1896 yearbook.

From How to Mix Drinks, Or, The Bon-vivant's Companion by Jerry Thomas, 1862.  See Of Drinking in Remembrance of the Dead.

Here's a precursor to trendy "craft beers" -- it's "art wine."  From Nebelspalter, 1911.

Reblog if a gnome or elf is watching you reach for another drink.  From Cine-Mundial, 1922.  See How to Believe in Your Elf.

You've heard the saying, "It's happy hour in France."  Turns out that, through one weird trick with time zones, it's always happy hour in France.  From Awake magazine, 1957.

From Lustige Blätter, 1901.

From Lustige Blätter, 1917.

Jonathan Caws-Elwitt quips: "Spilled milk may be nothing to cry over...but spilled Chianti literally spells [a synonym for] disaster!"

Reblog if you've hallucinated anthropomprohic lobsters after drinking from a funnel. From Nebelspalter, 1888.

From Lustige Blätter, 1917.

How well do you know your giant bottles?  Is this a Jeroboam, a Rehoboam, a Methuselah, a Salmanazar, a Balthazar, a Nebuchadnezzar, a Melchior, a Solomon, a Goliath, or a Melchizedek?  From Lustige Blätter, 1917.

From Walks About Chicago, 1871-1881 by Franc Bangs Wilkie, 1882.

On a visit to California, we passed by a “University Vineyard,” triggering this joke:

Did you hear about the troubles at Wine College?  Yeah, they lost their faculties.