CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Is tartan from outer space? The only evidence we found, apart from this cover to MacMurray's 1984 yearbook, is a reference to "kilts with otherworldly plaid designs" (by someone called Menace 3 Society). Even merely two clues may form a pattern, and is this evidence of a cover-up of a checkered past?
"What has he done? I cannot say. We'll find out to-morrow, and beat him today." A century later, this isn't a nonsense rhyme but the way our "justice" system works. From Nursery Rhymes, illustrated by Claud Lovat Fraser, 1922.