CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Piano in a 1/4 time signature? (It's not what the ad means, but what if it were?) An example of the unusual 1/4 time is Metastaseis by Iannis Xenakis. From Motion Picture Classic, 1920.
Perhaps this puts a lump in your throat, too. Usually, one finds musical birds on the lines of a music staff, as if they're perching on telephone wires. But here's what happened to the birds. From Lenoir-Rhyne's 1915 yearbook.
It's common to see birds perching upon wires like notes on sheet music, but this is our first encounter with birds perching upon an edge of sheet music. From Winthrop's 1899 yearbook.
This is our sheet music and recording of "Clockwork Punctuation: [Andy Warhol's] a, A Novel as Beat Poetry," in answer to a call by Derek Beaulieu (Poet Laureate of Calgary and Banff) to set to music his erasure of Warhol's 1968 novel, in which Beaulieu leaves only the punctuation. We fed the punctuation from page 2 into our one-of-a-kind, persnickety clockwork contraption, assigning the exclamation points to the voice of the cuckoo clock bird and other symbols to different chimes and mechanisms. (Before the invention of MIDI, programmed music required meticulously timed Grandfather clocks, and every performance ticked at 60 bpm. In the tradition of the original "old school," this clockwork recording features vintage timepieces.) Here's a link to the mp3: