CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Just as a magician should never lift a bunny by the ears, a ventriloquist should never lift a dummy by the throat. Photo courtesy of the Stanford Archives.
In 1957, TV viewers were able to "see the weather record itself." Indeed, "The weather expresses itself" (Howard Lull, Unless the Lord Builds the House, 2009).
[Inexplicable images from generations ago invite us to restore the lost
sense of immediacy. We follow the founder of the Theater of
Spontaneity, Jacob Moreno, who proposed stringing together "now and then
flashes" to unfetter illusion and let imagination run free. The images
we have collected for this series came at a tremendous price, which we explained previously.]
Today there are warning signs saying not to stand on the top. But in the good old days ... what a time was to be had! Photo courtesy of the AOK Library.
Jean Genet suggested that the sun resists the moon's efforts to muddle, thwart, and counteract the precise measurement of days. Genet says that the sun cleanses time while the moon makes it elastic and immeasurable. Here's another way to cleanse time, from Mocca, 1936.
Many are skeptical of "spirit photography," but here is what we know: (1) I took a photo of something "then," (2) linear time is an illusion, (3) you're seeing me take that photo "now," (4) there is a oneness. Thank you for smiling.
Before bad Photoshopping, folks pasted in crying babies whose heads are impossibly smaller than kittens'. But as a general rule, a basket of kittens does go with just about any photo, in the proper proportion, of course. From Die Bühne, 1926.