CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – March 17, 2022 (permalink)

"I can no longer be both a man and an animal."  From Dark Shadows episode 918.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – March 14, 2022 (permalink)

"Surely you must have realized it, just as I did, that neither of us has any chance for a normal life."  From Dark Shadows episode 955.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – March 10, 2022 (permalink)

Some innuendo from Dark Shadows episode 1215.  A man named Gabriel's "drinking buddy" Tim is found in Gabe's bed, wearing Gabe's clothes.  As others begin to realize, Tim hadn't been invited into the bedroom for oral discourse.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – March 5, 2022 (permalink)

I'll have what astral twin she's having.  From Dark Shadows episode 1082.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – February 27, 2022 (permalink)

Who believes in curses?  "Anyone who has to."  From Dark Shadows episide 446.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – February 22, 2022 (permalink)

"He had a big tantrum and then exhausted himself."  From Dark Shadows episode 492.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – February 15, 2022 (permalink)

"I wish I could fall asleep and wake up a thousand miles from here and believe that all of this never happened."  From Dark Shadows episode 901.
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The Right Word – February 11, 2022 (permalink)

Dark Shadows took pains to avoid naming "that little comic strip character that walks around with a dark cloud over his head" (ep. 43).  But he's accidentally identified in episodes, 704, 304, and 275.
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#dark shadows #charlie brown
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – February 8, 2022 (permalink)

This happened to us, too: when we arrived from our own time, only our astral body came.  From Dark Shadows episode 858.
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The Right Word – February 4, 2022 (permalink)

The single word "mustard" used almost as a euphemism for "blasted," from Dark Shadows episode 26.  "How 'bout some mayonnaise, too?" in episode 72.
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#mustard #mayonnaise #condiments #dark shadows
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – February 1, 2022 (permalink)

"Draw a woman with black hair and eyes like a cat."  From Dark Shadows episode 851.
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The Right Word – January 29, 2022 (permalink)

As the show was filmed in one take and on a grueling schedule, actors frequently flubbed their lines on Dark Shadows.  Here's one finishing his speech with, "etc., etc," in episode 24.  The actor who replaced him as the sherrif says in episode 59, "Well, I'm just trying to fill in the blank spaces, ma'am."
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#etcetera #dark shadows
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – January 26, 2022 (permalink)

"I've got to go somewhere and do something immediately."  From Dark Shadows episode 335.
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The Right Word – January 23, 2022 (permalink)

So great when a character speaks her punctuation.  Actually, the full line she speaks is, "Period.  Exclamation point!"  The period/exclamation point combo is sort of like an interrobang, just less inquisitive.  From Dark Shadows episode 14.
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#punctuation #exclamation point #dark shadows
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – January 19, 2022 (permalink)

"The mysery of unknown forces that seek to possess us."  From Dark Shadows episode 690.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – January 12, 2022 (permalink)

They'd know everything!  (Though "you don't have to know about everything in the universe.")  From Dark Shadows.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – January 4, 2022 (permalink)

Is the sense of the passage of time different for those in the past?  "Perhaps their time is different from ours. Perhaps a moment of our time is a month or a year of theirs."  From Dark Shadows episode 461.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – December 27, 2021 (permalink)

"Because darkness must call to darkness."  From Dark Shadows episode 816.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – December 22, 2021 (permalink)

"Here in the darkness and the dust of hidden years."  From Dark Shadows episode 6.
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Always Remember – December 18, 2021 (permalink)

"What you see here you will never forget and you'll never remember."  From the unforgettable Dark Shadows episode 347.
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#memory #hypnotism #dark shadows
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