"Weather for everybody.  Wind, hail, rain, lightning, thunder, and bright sunshine in one day."  From the Duluth Herald, 1911.

From The Fables of Aesop, 1925.

From Der Bärenspiegel, 1929.

Tale as old as time: "Let's face it -- the weather just isn't what it's supposed to be."  From Florida Flambeau, 1959.

Old Man Winter and the spirits of Cold, Ice, Hail, and Wind are in a face-off with Spring.  From Le Courrier Français, 1907.

From The Judge, 1921.

Uncle Sam as a perverse weather baron who brings a wintery day to midsummer.  From The Judge, 1901.

"Insect weather prophets."  From Popular Mechanics, 1928.

"We both prayed aloud for plausible weather," from Everybody's Magazine, 1908.

"It's a fine day, stranger."  Date uncertain.

Here's as good an explanation of the weather as we've yet encountered: "Old Father McNether / He sorts out the weather."  From The Peter Patter Book by Leroy F. Jackson and illustrated by Blanche Fisher Wright, 1918.