CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
This prayer is a Googlewhack: "O sterner angel of life's bitter ways, turn back my steps unto those halcyon days." From Swarthmore College's 1904 yearbook. See Strange Prayers for Strange Times.
[Inexplicable images from generations ago invite us to restore the lost
sense of immediacy. We follow the founder of the Theater of
Spontaneity, Jacob Moreno, who proposed stringing together "now and then
flashes" to unfetter illusion and let imagination run free. The images
we have collected for this series came at a tremendous price, which we explained previously.]
"Crier of the Dead: 'Wake! wake! All ye that sleep! Pray for the Dead! Pray for the Dead!" From The Golden Legend by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow and illustrated by Sidney H. Meteyard, 1914. See Strange Prayers for Strange Times.
"A short life in the saddle, Lord! Not long life by the fire." —Louise Imogen Guiney, The Knight Errantjournal, 1892. See Strange Prayers for Strange Times.
"Prayer in all times. Men take naturally to supplication to God, says rabbi. Deeds are best evidence of sincerity of words uttered." From the Duluth Herald, 1912. See Strange Prayers for Strange Times.