"Get fat by suction.  Beauty doctor's sucking machine gives plumpness."  From the Duluth Herald, 1905.

"Pussy shall not mew tonight."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1930.

"Do whatever makes you happy!"  From Broome Community College's 1984 yearbook.

"Mother & child exchanged for a horse."  From the Bombay Sunday Chronicle, 1953.

"Can't sleep?  Quit wriggling!"  From The Aberree, 1963.  

"Wants women to wage war on pestiferous rats."  From The Duluth Evening Herald, 1909.

"Dangerous playthings.  No more hydrogen balloons at dances."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1921.

From The Children's Newspaper, 1926.

"Expect this year to eclipse all others."  From The Duluth Evening Herald, 1906.

From The Children's Newspaper, 1931.

"250 tons of fog over London.  Weighing the mist."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1920.

"He wearies of civilization."  From The Duluth Evening Herald, 1906.

"High priest of the temple of beautiful books."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1941.

"Emotional eating is IN."  From The Australian Women's Weekly, 1961.

"So few crucifiers."  From Presbyterian Outlook, 1955.

"Winter comes, with spring not far behind."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1941.

"Dogs went to church in former days."  From Our Dumb Animals, 1938.

"Self help is the best."  From the Duluth Herald, 1911.

"Leviathan.  Strange doings of whales.  Following the leader to his doom."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1935.

"Nothing like stopping in bed."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1941.