CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Unusual these days to see a religious studies professor wielding his marotte, just as we now rarely see photos of university presidents smoking pipes and laughing heartily (here are the best of those we've encountered). From Earlham's 1977 yearbook.
Though the clown of hearts likes it, the jester seems unsure that the spelling of "jokes" is funny. "Joshes, joaks, & jyngles." From Kansas State's 1907 yearbook.
As a general rule, never hold your marotte upside down in front of a giant skull with a sword piercing one eye. An ounce of prevention and so on. From Tulane's 1896 yearbook.
It's little known that every jester's marotte comes with a sword, likely because the sets invariably get separated over time. From Tulane's 1905 yearbook.
Rare to see a marotte on the ground. As in heraldry, if the marotte is lying down but awake, it is called "couchant." If it is sleeping or otherwise "out of it" (as depicted here), it is "dormant." From Mansfield's 1921 yearbook.