CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"One day as I sat musing alone and melancholy and without a friend, there came a voice from out of the gloom, saying 'Cheer up! Things could be worse!' So I cheered up, and sure enough—things got worse." From North Central's 1973 yearbook.
Here's a precursor to today's worthless self-help books. The first three ways to get what you want are blank, and the fourth is to "look around you." The only self-help book we can vouch for is How to Be Your Own Cat. From Millikin's 1948 yearbook.
"If you take a flashlight and shine it on a sundial at night, you can make the sundial tell any time you want" (Joshua Harris, I Kissed Dating Goodbye). From Pfeiffer's 1961 yearbook.