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Found 89 posts tagged ‘temporal anomaly’


Sundials – September 13, 2022 (permalink)

Prof. Oddfellow shares his secrets to longevity:

Delay your mid-life crisis.  As per Zeno, if you never reach your mid-point, you'll never reach your end.

Abhor setting your clocks to atomic time.

Learn to take long-exposure photographs at night.  Long exposures open a hole in the fabric of Time.  The click of the camera extends from a moment into minutes.  Try it and you'll instantly feel how you stop aging.  (If not, ask a doctor to accompany you on your night walk to monitor your eleven medical symptoms and signs of aging as you take long-exposure photographs.)

To mark off days on a calendar is to ensure that your days are numbered.  Never ever cross off a day, no matter how loathsome.

Eschew wearing a wristwatch; a wristwatch leaves a mark — the mark of Time.

Investigate adjusting your circadian rhythm to a 25-hour day.  Make every day count that little bit extra.  Indeed, have "two Saturday nights in a Friday night, if you know what I mean" (as John Michael Higgins says in Best in Show).

Spend more time at the beach.  It's a fallacy that the ocean makes one feel insignificant; on the contrary, one small step over tiny shells (each a life story) and ancient grains of sand (each an entire world, as per the immortal William Blake) is one giant leap for mankind.


Prof. Oddfellow reads his sundials at night.
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Sundials – June 27, 2022 (permalink)

"If you take a flashlight and shine it on a sundial at night, you can make the sundial tell any time you want" (Joshua Harris, I Kissed Dating Goodbye).  From Pfeiffer's 1961 yearbook.
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Temporal Anomalies – October 2, 2021 (permalink)

From What Time Is It? by M. Ilin and illustrated by N. Lapshin, 1932.
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Temporal Anomalies – September 19, 2021 (permalink)

"Because all the clocks disagree on the time of day, it is left up to the residents to decide their own temporal reality.  All residences exist in a time warp.  If the clock is right, you are hallucinating."  From McGill Daily, Dec. 8, 1983.
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Temporal Anomalies – June 6, 2021 (permalink)

At the Sharp Flats, in Salem, Virginia, the clocks simultaneously show 10:40 and 11:40.  As constant investigators of such phemonena, we diagnosed the problem at a glance.  Note how the treble clef on the clockface is backwards.  It's been said that clinging to backward symbols keeps society from moving forward without the weight of baggage from the past.
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Temporal Anomalies – May 19, 2021 (permalink)

There is a six-hour discrepancy at this clock tower in Scranton, Pennsylvania, documented by Scott Chenoweth.  Though we weren't on location to discover the exact cause of the timely weirdness, we offer this photo to help hone the insights of would-be investigators of temporal anomalies.  The more clocks one sees that are "on the fritz" (Fritz being the German clockmaker who first went "cuckoo"), the better attuned one will be to time warps in the wild.
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Temporal Anomalies – May 10, 2021 (permalink)

"The 'clock without hands' is a mandala, an archetypal symbol that stands for both ... incompleteness ... and potential wholeness, a wholeness that the mandala as a complete circle portends" (Clifton Snider, The Stuff That Dreams Are Made On.
Photo courtesy of Roger Marks.
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Temporal Anomalies – April 29, 2021 (permalink)

We spotted a temporal anomaly in this clock tower from Toike Oike, 1965.  It's simultaneously 9:00 and 3:00.
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Temporal Anomalies – March 18, 2021 (permalink)

Here's some timelessness courtesy of Wake Forest's 1991 yearbook.
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Temporal Anomalies – February 20, 2021 (permalink)

When we're asked, as chronologicians, to correct a temporal anomaly, we often have to explain that it's not as easy as resetting a clock, for there are mighty forces out there.  From NY School of Agriculture at Alfred University's 1942 yearbook.
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Temporal Anomalies – February 11, 2021 (permalink)

Here's some relative time from Swarthmore's 1926 yearbook.
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Temporal Anomalies – January 12, 2021 (permalink)

Temporal anomaly investigator Michael Pereckas shares this photo from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.  Of course the clock faces on the near tower don't agree, when the far tower broadcasts non-time in four directions.  What we see here is a mechanical attempt to average out temporal incertitude and arrive at equilibriality.
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Temporal Anomalies – December 20, 2020 (permalink)

We encountered many temporal anomalies in Martinsburg, West Virginia.  This one, at the Veterans of Foreign Wars buiilding, displayed two different times on its faces, both incorrect.  Due to the great number of faulty clocks in Martinsburg, we suspect a city-wide rift in the fabric of time/space.
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Temporal Anomalies – December 10, 2020 (permalink)

In business proceedings, if there are no seconds then a motion fails.  In the fabric of time/space, if there are no seconds, then is our own movement suspended?  Photo courtesy of Danko8321.
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Temporal Anomalies – November 14, 2020 (permalink)

"There will be a slight timing error in the taped time signals" (A Compilation of Moored Wind and Current Meter Observations, 1970)  Photo courtesy of Jürg Stuker.
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Temporal Anomalies – October 23, 2020 (permalink)

"Lost in time.  He hardly believes it himself."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1988.
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Temporal Anomalies – October 14, 2020 (permalink)

Because timelessness is defined as zero succession and infinite simultaneity, clock towers without clock hands are paragons of timelessness.  This handless clock tower near Mansfield, England was documented by Stephen McKay.
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Temporal Anomalies – October 6, 2020 (permalink)

An asterisk of time?  It's a phenomenon!  This one is yellowish, but there's a black asterisk of time, too: "In the black asterisk of time that I did not remember until now, right now" (Stephanie Gangi, The Next: A Novel).  Photo courtesy of temporal anomaly investigator Neil Hester.
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Temporal Anomalies – September 29, 2020 (permalink)

Temporal anomaly investigator Norman Walsh shares these mismatching clock faces in Cairo, Egypt.  We've not yet explored the tower and its environs to pinpoint the cause of the weirdness.
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Temporal Anomalies – September 23, 2020 (permalink)

We spotted this temporal anomaly in Eastern Kentucky's 1974 yearbook.  One clock on the tower is seventeen minutes earlier than the other.  "One face looks backward to the past; the other looks forward to the future. To be identified with either face is to be captive in stone, victim of fixed laws and fixed authorities" (Marion Woodman, 1982).
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