Thanks to Elephant Bitterhead for saying, "I LOVE these lists.  They are poetic, profound, funny, sad, everything at once.  They remind of tarot or the I Ching.  Whatever you need, it's in there somewhere."

The only solution is to:

• sprout a pair of wings
• phase out the signal
• make the bucket bigger
• turn the machine off and leave it alone
• sedate them
• involve the community
• be disconnected and re-dial
• destroy the system and start all over again
• lighten the load
• make your home appear to be untenanted
• replace the damaged piece
• overthrow it and then poof...that's it
• abandon the dogmatic idea
• re-write the subroutine with higher precision
• grin and bear it
• prove them wrong
• drop the notion of total divine inspiration
• invent something different
• make the best of the material at hand
• limit the amount of information available
• accept the defeat and wait quietly for the positive forces to lead you
• reboot the system
• stop talking altogether and uses sign language
• do a backup for yourself
• travel off somewhere away from everyone

[Tidbits gathered through the course of our research.  See the remarkable collection, entitled Bullet Lists.]