CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
The nuns in The Sound of Music ponder, "How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?"
We found the five-step answer in the poem "To Catch a Cloud: Homage to Magritte," anthologized in Rising Tides: 20th Century American Women Poets (1973):
1. Begin with an unruffled lake 2. Wait for a cloud to pass over 3. See the cloud in the lake 4. Reach down and pinch the lake's skin between thumb and forefinger 5. Raise it as you would a silk handkerchief