"Goblins."  From Dark Shadows, episode 9.  There was also that time that Liz Stoddard said the single word "Ghosts," here.

"Never no never eat onions.  This is a large world but remember you are not the only one in it."  From Happy Thoughts Birthday Book by Rosie Burnand, 1887.

"You will be consumed by the eternal fires of hell."  From Dark Shadows episode 601.

From The Bombay Chronicle, 1936.

From The Gateway, 1962.

"I had a doctor who wanted me to show him my liver."  From the Bombay Sunday Chronicle, 1948.

"I don't understand any of it.  I don't think I want to understand it."  From Dark Shadows episode 488.

From Emblemland by John Kendrick Bangs and Charles Raymond Macauley, 1902.

"Hark!  The wind is in the chimney!  Let us hear what he has to say."  From Where the Wind Blows by Katharine Pyle and illustrated by Bertha Corson Day, 1902.

The weirdest thing in Pigeon Forge?  It's Prof. Oddfellow at large.

From The Mystic Thesaurus, or, Initiation in the Theoretical and Practical Secrets of Astral Truth and Occult Art by Willis Whitehead, 1899.

As without, so within.  From Dark Shadows episode 10.

"Why drag through life wearing worthless trusses?  90% of the suffering and trouble ruptured people go through is caused by spring and leg-strap trusses."  From The Duluth Evening Herald, 1915.

From The Moving Picture World, 1920.

"Say, is that the moon rising over there?"

"I'm sure I don't know.  I'm a stranger here myself."

—Purple Parrot, 1923.

"Meet my friend -- the Night."  From The Instructor, 1969.

"I know now honeymoons don't last forever."  From The Australian Women's Weekly, 1938.  See The Collected Lost Meanings of Wedlock.

"Some people don't believe in Ouija Boards.  But then, there are many people, even in this enlightened age, who don't believe in Santa Claus."  From Originality by William Henry McMasters, 1967.  See The Care & Feeding of a Spirit Board.

The only way out is:

• through dreams of flying
• to develop a ‘whatever’ mentality
• to always ask why
• to roll a 1 on another turn
• to lie in it
• back the way you came
• to surrender
• a long, hard climb
• to pick up the pieces and move on
• inside a bottle
• through the valve of the cocoon
• to fine-tune the corrections
• a total and complete disclosure of who we are and what we’ve done
• in or within or down or up or through
• to run
• to train the mind to take refuge in the present
• a small hole
• through the killer ants
• to buckle down this storm
• to be transferred
• to come undone
• to go back and restore the old order
• to get out of the way
• to impose appropriate constraints
• to watch it pass through
• to take the demon's tower challenge
• on a stretcher
• saying rhymes
• rebirth
• to crawl up the other side and through a small opening under the stigma
• to grin and giggle and repeat the same old jokes over and over again
• to discard the doctrine
• to forgive and keep forgiving until there is nothing left in that place but compassion and understanding
• a gift from the gods
• being made plainer every day
• either to declare ourselves in crisis, go crazy, or diligently dedicate ourselves to the task of finding our own emancipation

"The voices of people whose reality is far away, something in another life, part of another fable, just as your reality is part of another fable, and all of it part of the only fable, and the only history."  From A Special Announcement by William Saroyan, in One Hundred Non-Royalty Radio Plays, 1941.