Neither Saint- Nor Sophist-Led
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Saint KaikiasPatron of the Northeasterly Winds.
- WELCOME, wild Northeaster!
- Shame it is to see
- Odes to every zephyr;
- Ne'er a verse to thee.
- Welcome, black Northeaster!
- O'er the German foam;
- O'er the Danish moorlands,
- From thy frozen home.
- Tired are we of summer,
- Tired of gaudy glare,
- Showers soft and steaming,
- Hot and breathless air.
- Tired of listless dreaming,
- Through the lazy day--
- Jovial wind of winter
- Turn us out to play!
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- Come, as came our fathers,
- Heralded by thee,
- Conquering from the eastward,
- Lords by land and sea.
- Come; and strong, within us
- Stir the Vikings' blood;
- Bracing brain and sinew;
- Blow, thou wind of God!
- —Charles Kingsley
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Saint EugenePatron of Normal Cell Division. HaggisVitae explains how Saint Eugene came to be: Everyone I know has been deeply affected by cancer. Either someone in their family has it, or has had it, or they have or a friend or someone they know and respect. I sit at a microscope all day long looking for cells that have changed, lost control, gone wrong and turned into cancer cells.
One day I was sitting thinking that there should be someone to take up the job of Patron Saint for normal cell division. Because if there is something to pray for, it's just that. And there are just so many patron saints for such unimportant things--this seemed very important. I am not catholic, nor religious for that matter, but I wanted to create an image that could be a place where science and religion could co-exist and use their powers for good.
So, may all your cells divide normally.
I chose the name Eugene because the prefix EU in science means normal or good. And gene--well that speaks for itself. I've uploaded the huge image straight from my camera so you could tool around and see the background details if you'd like to. Eugene may already be a patron saint of something else. That's ok, I don't think he'll mind this task.
He stands on a cell in metaphase where all the paired chromosomes are lined up. In front of him is that same cell in telephase, where the chromosomes have gone to their respective sides and are ready to be the nuclei of their own daughter cells. Above him to each side are the final two daughter cells, perfect and just like each other.
Unrelated: The Patron Saint of Mud Puddles.
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Our Honorary Italian Grandmother (and Saint) certificate generator was featured at The Generator Blog this week. Italian grandmothers are famous for being dauntless, affectionate, and inspirational. The spirit of Nonna, the archetypal Italian Grandmother, is the zest for life. Nonna is present whenever a family and guests are well fed and whenever something is created by hand, with care and love. The Honorary Italian Grandmother (and Saint) certificate is for those rare individuals with a flair for maintaining tradition, improvising without blinking, and turning anything into a nurturing experience. The certificate is personalized in fine calligraphy, easy for you to generate, and completely free!
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W. Lynn Garrett reminds us of six patron saints of graphic design, including:
Saint Concepta
Patron of Brainstorming and Procrastination.
Read about her history here. Saint AnxietéMartyr and Patron of Impossible Deadlines and Foamy Coffee. Read about her history here.
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Saint MarkoPatron of the Street Corner. Saint Marko is known as the: - Watcher of watchers (people-watchers, night watchmen, everyday doings, etc.)
- Patron of Metacommunication ("master of talking about talking about...")
- Stockboy of the universe's good ideas
- Spiritual accountant for the entities of Science, Religion, and Humanity
- Caretaker of the most contorted imaginations, returning them to higher ground when they fall off the deep end of reality's waterfall
His most common symbol is a hairpin, in honor of his guardianship over hairpin turns. He has had a color palette created in his name. ![[CLC] Saint Marko](http://www.colourlovers.com/badge/p/281590/%5BCLC%5D_Saint_Marko.png) The symbols on the so-called "Runic Tablet of Saint Marko" depict various types of intersections. (Thanks to Codename Gimmick!)
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Santa Luiza the PiousPatron of Religious Atheists. Santa Luiza teaches that humanity invented God, and that God is very, very real. Santa Luiza shelters her flock of unbelievers with a canopy of sacred art, symbols, stories, and histories. The photograph depicts Santa Luiza in her incarnation as the only atheist attending a Catholic wedding. The color palette "Saint of the Atheist" was created in her honor.  (Thanks to Luiza de Camargo!)
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Saint Gravid
Patron of Inverted Clichés.
Known for being "humble as a peahen," yet unafraid to "shout bitter somethings," Saint Gravid had a divine gift for turning old sayings on their ears: • "A fortune invested is a fortune spent."* • "Lack of interest added years to the dog's life."* • "Dismantle fresh grass when the moon is out."* • "An entire tapestry in space squanders 9."* • "There are an infinite number of new things over the moon."* The enduring motto of Saint Gravid's followers is "new habits birth soft." Hence, they specialize in sewing 100% cotton habits for those sisters "carrying" the baby Jesus within. *Thanks to Jonathan for discovering some of Saint Gravid's lost teachings.
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Saint Deluda
Patron of Grievous Disappointments.
Saint Deluda oversees motion picture sequels, sofa beds, films adapted
from novels, pot luck dinners, the third album released by any pop
band, blind dates, the middle child, customer service, "the first
time," Disney's California Adventure theme park, and mung beans.
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