We confided in tech wizard Gordon Meyer that this photo breaks a rule, as we learn in E. J. Gold's Slime Wars: "See, one of the Rules of World Domination and Control is that you can't actually do anything to change anything, or you'll lose total control. Of course it goes without saying that you can't tell anyone that you're in total control of everything or you'd lose total control by one mind, which is exactly enough to louse it all up. The thing I hate most about Total World Domination and Control is that there's no one with which to share it, to actually know and appreciate it all, to see and take part in the enormity of it all, to appreciate the good job I'm doing here at the Very Center of It All."