"Once again, the legendary Professor Oddfellow, world-renowned scholar and expert on the preposterous and preternatural, is back with an invaluable resource that is sure to save you a lot of time, money, and wrinkles!  If you're like me, you've found yourself in 'possession' of a sheet ghost on more than one occasion.  Sure, they're cute and cuddly, but how do you properly care for them?  What do they eat?  How do you get rid of those pesky ectoplasm stains?  Worry no more, as Professor Oddfellow's Of Feeding & Caring For Sheet Ghosts will answer all of your nagging questions!  Finally, a definite guide to maintenance, nutrition, and grooming!" —House of Scream