"The Weekly Forecast"
They're predicting a Monday tomorrow,
and they're advising that if you're travelling out of town overnight,
you should be prepared for a chance of Tuesday, with a strong
possibility of a Wednesday developing toward midweek.
The extended forecast calls for a weekend.
Literary humorist Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
's plays, stories, essays,
letters, parodies, wordplay, witticisms and miscellaneous tomfoolery
can be found at Monkeys 1, Typewriters 0
Here you'll encounter frivolous, urbane writings about symbolic yams,
pigs in bikinis, donut costumes, vacationing pikas, nonexistent movies,
cross-continental peppermills, and other compelling subjects.