The Laws of Average"An
Average Coffee Mug Trapped in Abstraction."
A
snowman named "Average
Joe."
Average Joes Dodgeball team is so average that they have no individual faces.
"
Born as an Average" (a Bossa Nova Ballad).
An
average awakening for Joan Collins?
Just another day in the life of an
average suburban housewife?
Not your average
house cat. Neither is
this.
Not your average
Italian Bow Tie Soup.
Not your average
bake sale.
South Korea's Youn Sun Nah is not your average jazz
chanteuse:
I am leaving today - no more to say
You can find yourself some
hooker if you really need a lay
You can keep your dope and
whiskey and your chain-smoker's cough
And just wallow for eternity in liquor and sloth
Not your average
dictionary, if I do say so myself.
