How many ways can one get tossed aside?
John Walkenbach checked Google and discovered the following:
- Tossed aside like a 7th grade boyfriend
- Like a forgotten dream
- Like a worn-out pair of boots
- Like a rag doll
- Like a useless bag of linseed
- Like a dog after his job was done
- Like a soiled tissue
- Like a dirty mop
- Like a master artist's sketch
- Like a broken appliance
- Like a taco wrapper
- Like a child's doll
- Like a piece of trash
- Like a wad of yesterday's news
- Like a used play thing
- Like a spent cigarette
- Like a sack of pork chops
- Like a Big Mac box
- Like a fat pedestrian
- Like a fad
- Like a goddamn rubber glove
- Like a moldy beanbag chair
- Like a dirty napkin
(Via
J-Walk Blog. Linked illustrations courtesy of Abecedarian.)
