We encountered and determined the cause of a temporal anomaly in Troy, Alabama. The clock tower of the public library displays the wrong time. As constant investigators of such phenomena, we diagnosed the source of the distortion at a glance. The front window of the library reflects a warping of space, and that warping has shifted the hands of the clock. Though the cause is simple enough, great mysteries yet abound, for precisely why is Troy, Alabama so buckled? Is the fabric of space-time being prodded by the phallic monument in the town square?
