We encountered and possibly determined the cause of a temporal anomaly in Alma, Georgia. The town clock was 40 minutes in error. As constant investigators of such phenomena, we diagnosed the probable source of the problem in the location itself. The letters of "ALMA GEORGIA" reorganize into "A LARGE IMAGO" (referring to an idealized mental image) as well as "A MIRAGE GOAL." In other words, it may very well be that Alma, Georgia is an illusion, and if it doesn't exist in space then it makes sense not to exist in time, either.