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The moon is actually …
- an egg that won't hatch for a long time.
- a big TV.
- older than the earth.
- not made of green cheese but rather mozzarella.
- a small planet.
- darker than the sky.
- a hollow alien spaceship.
- smaller than any star.
- a god.
- constructed of styrofoam.
- Hell.
- more strongly bound to the sun than to earth.
- silver.
- an oval.
- falling like a stone.
- a rather poor reflector.
- semi-transparent.
- orbiting within Lucifer’s atmospheric envelope.
- rather pleasant.
- anything but a boring place.
- making our day a little bit longer every thousand years.
- the place of departed spirits.
- a museum world.
[Tidbits gathered through the course of our research. See the remarkable collection, entitled Bullet Lists.]
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