No cranks invited to the UFO club? Imagine how stultifying those meetings must have been! (Cue the Fawlty Towers episode in which Basil hosts a “Gourmet Night” but ends the newspaper ad with, “No riffraff,” and almost nobody shows up.) But really, it did hit me like a sack of bricks — any sort of club desiring only serious-minded people? And they charge dues for the privilege of exclusive earnestness? Horrors! Via UFO Newsclipping Service, 1995.