We were gifted with a real magic hat and recorded some Fashion-house music to accompany it. Our haberdasher said: "I'm honored that the indefatigable Professor Oddfellow, our favorite author, weird-poster, internet personality, and wise sage has kindly accepted our gift of a unique, one of a kind custom hat! Our fine haberdashery covering his braincase, hopefully focusing his occult forces to greater power, is our pleasure and privilege!"