CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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November 30, 2012

Yesterday's Weather (permalink)
"Beastly weather," remarked Cornelius in The Sunday Magazine, 1882.

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Strange Dreams (permalink)
An illustration from a 1902 issue of Harper's magazine.  The caption reads: "At night it fashioned strange dreams for him."  This should also be of interest: How to Believe in Your Elf.
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#vintage illustration #otherworld #spirits #ghosts #vision #1900s #illustration
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Restoring the Lost Sense (permalink)
An illustration from a 1902 edition of Vaught's Practical Character Reader.  The caption reads: "The framework of human character.  Study it."

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November 29, 2012

Book of Whispers (permalink)
We stumbled upon this bookplate in an old* magazine volume from the Harvard College Library.  Any writer who has been under a deadline might relate to the symbolism.
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#vintage illustration #macabre #death #skeleton #grim reaper #ex libris #deadline #illustration
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Restoring the Lost Sense (permalink)
An illustration from an 1897 issue of Harper's magazine.
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November 28, 2012

Forgotten Wisdom (permalink)
J and H were discussing animals communicating discoveries to their colleagues.  What if it turns out to be an already-known "discovery"—do the animals scoff at their colleague's "old news"?  H described two honeybees "whisper dancing" a disparaging aside while their friend dances out superfluous information.  We couldn't resist a diagram.

From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:

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This May Surprise You (permalink)
"This might surprise you ... but laboratory experiments have established that all of us daydream for up to 120 minutes per day."
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Strange Dreams (permalink)
An illustration from an 1891 issue of The Strand magazine.  The caption reads: "Wake up, wake up!"
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November 27, 2012

Strange Dreams (permalink)
Our friend Ken shares a nesting box of a dream:

In the dream, you told me that you really liked a word I had coined. I responded that I wasn't surprised, because you'd actually coined the word yourself, in a dream I had (which was a dream within the dream I was in).

Here's a list of the levels:

1) Ken writing this e-mail to Craig describing
2) A dream I had, where you were impressed with the word I'd coined, where I said that
3) I'd had a dream where you had coined the word, and told it to me.

Make sense?

Unfortunately, I don't remember what the word was...
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Apropos of Nothing (permalink)

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"[A]propos of nothing, 'Don't worry. Everything will come out all right. Things will work out for the best.'"
Project Rebirth (2011)
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Restoring the Lost Sense (permalink)
An illustration from a 1902 issue of Harper's magazine.  The caption reads: "They waved their wild, blistered arms around his neck."

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November 26, 2012

This May Surprise You (permalink)
It's little-known that a North American grizzly bear was a Founding Father of the United States as well as a leading author, printer, political theorist, politician, postmaster, scientist, musician, inventor, satirist, civic activist, statesman, and diplomat.  Yes — Benjamin Franklin was a mammal of the family Ursidae.  [Our proof is found in The Adventures of James Capen Adams.]

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Presumptive Conundrums (permalink)
"A square foot of tea displaces a square foot of art."  Not only is that true, but it's provable, as readers of our Presumptive Conundrums will testify.  Our illustration is from Harper's, 1922.

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Difficult Question? Here's a simple answer

"The answer is simply 'That's the way the game is played.'”

The Reality of Linguistic Rules (1994)

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November 25, 2012

Precursors (permalink)
Seven years before scientists seriously lost an island in the South Pacific (see CNN screenshot below), the British comedy series "Broken News" spoofed a story about scientists losing an island.  It may be true that no comedy sketch can ever be too ridiculous for "real life," but three cheers to the BBC for being seven years ahead of dog paddling cartographers.


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Forgotten Wisdom (permalink)
The text reads: "Just as the sounds made by various birds, such as crows and wild geese and curlews and seagulls, are carried to various distances according to the air-dividing shape of each particular cry, so it is with human language, and of all languages the Latin tongue carries the furthest." —John Cowper Powys, Porius

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Staring Into the Depths (permalink)
An illustration from a 1911 issue of Harper's magazine.
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November 24, 2012

The Right Word (permalink)
Pronounced not unlike the quacking of a duck, gwork is a wonderful word handed down from the language of the Cewri (the "giants" of Welsh folklore).  In a nutshell, it means "struggling to the last."  It implies "to enjoy fighting, and to be fond too of what you're fighting for, or of what you're fighting against. . . . [I]t means enjoying life to the end or at least fighting to enjoy life to the end."  It seems to declare in one breath "that you were glad to have lived and that you'd struggle to the last to feel you were glad, in fact fight to the last to feel it; to feel, I mean, that weak as you might be, that defeated as you might be, that humiliated as you might be, that feeble and ridiculous as you might be, and as much like a wounded insect as you might be, you still refused to curse life. . . . It means using the soul in us to fight and enjoy the universe at the same time.  And to achieve this trick we've got to feel the soul in us as if it were in some sort of way independent of the body, although not necessarily . . . capable of surviving the death of the body.  We've got to feel it as if it were an unconquerable generator of energy within us, as if it were a self-quickening pulse of power and force, like a bodiless living creature, a creature of an airy rather than of a fluid or fiery essence, but a creature we can feel . . . in our two hands, our two legs, our sex organs and all our senses" (John Cowper Powys, Porius, pp. 569-70).
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Restoring the Lost Sense (permalink)
An illustration from the Illustrated Magazine for Young Folks (1886).
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#vintage illustration #illustration #living toy
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Staring Into the Depths (permalink)
An illustration from a 1914 issue of Harper's magazine.
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