"Hate—a total abstraction."  From Park College's 1931 yearbook.

Today's walking stick being put to bed is from Southern University's 1917 yearbook.

From Northland Trails by Syndey Ells, 1900.

From Wilson College's 1949 yearbook.

So great when a character speaks his punctuation.  This series of question marks is from Dark Shadows 309.  There's also that time Carolyn Stoddard spoke an exclamation point.

From Eastern Oregon College's 1960 yearbook.

"Universal love might only bring to world an era of universal hate."  From The Aberree, 1962.  

"The little blue fox."  From The Book of Knight and Barbara by David Starr Jordan, 1899. 

From Pennsylvania College for Women's 1932 yearbook.

From The Young Nimrods in North America by Thomas Wallace Knox, 1881.

An alteration from The Preparatory Book to Accompany Off We Go by Gates, Huber & Peardon, 1939.

We fact-checked this, and it's true that, from a certain perspective, "today is tonight."  From The Australian Women's Weekly, 1965.

From The Film Daily, 1922.

Temporal anomaly investogator Nick Normal spotted this weirdness at the Paramount Building, Times Square, New York.  Note that although both clocks sport stars for numbers, the clock on the right has an inverted pentagram at the 12:00 position, while the clock on the left does not.  The two clocks therefore should hardly be expected to keep the same time.

Pimched, poked, beaten, and pushed down the steps.  From The Book of Betty Barber by Maggie Browne and illustrated by Arthur Rackham, 1914.

From King Longbeard, Or Annals of the Golden Dreamland by Barrington MacGregor and illustrated by Charles Robinson, 1897.

From The Wizard, 1926.

"Mummy case."  From Southern Illinois University at Carbondale's 1948 yearbook.

From Mary Washington's 1935 yearbook.