CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
An illustration from The White Man's Foot by Grant Allen and illustrated by Joseph Finnemore (1888). The caption reads: "'Everything is correct,' he whispered."
Here's a precursor to either Retch or Hoik from the brilliant comedy series This is Jinsy, which we found in Carols of Cockayne by Henry Sambrooke Leigh 1874.
An illustration from Helen by Maria Edgeworth, (1896). The caption reads: "Her expertness at general answers which give no information completely baffled the two."
In the famous nursery rhyme, the little lamb gets all the credit for following Mary everywhere, but this 1896 illustration sets the record straight: Mary's sheepdog deserves some acclaim for directing the action.
Did you know that the very first joke in the great comedy film The 'Burbs occurs in the opening credits? The typographically literate will notice that the apostrophe has been replaced with a grave accent, alluding to what the Klopeks dig in their spooky backyard. (Film still courtesy of DVDBeaver.)
Meanwhile, here's an illustration from Across the Channel by James Crowther (1888). The caption reads: "The opened grave."