From Wizardry Monsters Manual.

From Fort Wayne Bible College's 1966 yearbook.

Punch lines themselves are funny, claimed Ludlow Porch.  "If the punch line is good enough, you don't even need to know the joke.  When you hear a good punch line, only two things can happen: Either you laugh because it is funny even without the joke, or the punch line reminds you of the joke and you still laugh" (Who Cares About Apathy?). 

So what makes the joke book Count Draculations by Charles Keller so extraordinarily charming is how illustrator Edward Frascino approached the project.  It's as if Frascino had been given a list of jokes but not punch lines.  His profuse illustrations never take any one joke literally but rather depict punch lines to wholly different jokes that aren't otherwise in the book.  Either he made up his own answers to the set-ups, or he illustrated better answers; either way, it's gold.  True to Ludlow Porch's philosophy, Frascino's isolated punch lines are funny in themselves, and they invite the viewer to come up with the missing jokes.  The illustrations in this book do not complement the printed jokes but rather offer a subtler (and superior) joke book within the joke book.

Memories of college.  From Atlantic Christian's 1972 yearbook.

From Presbyterian College (Clinton, S.C.)'s 1981 yearbook.

"Terror in the darkness."  From Olivet Nazarene's 1979 yearbook.

Here's a most compelling argument for Marcel Proust being the greatest vampire writer.  From a great Top Ten list with only eight items, in Monster News, 2012.

Memories of college.  From Atlantic Christian's 1972 yearbook.

This is easier now that you can get aerosol cans of garlic mist.  From Washington College's 1983 yearbook.

In the 80s, people actually dressed up for Hallowe'en.  From Olivet Nazarene's 1980 yearbook.

Memories of college.  From Kansas State's 1984 yearbook.

You'd think he was playing Dracula in a theatrical production, but given the occult nature of college yearbooks, we've learned to make no assumptions.  From Lambuth 's 1983 yearbook.  See How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.

Memories of college.  From the Ole Miss yearbook of 1982.

From McGill Daily, Oct. 30, 1980.

Memories of college.  From Tennessee Wesleyan's 1975 yearbook.

Vampira is the patron saint for the children of the night (Vampira: Dark Goddess of Horror by W. Scott Poole, 2014).

Meanwhile, Dracula himself is the "patron saint for every desperate filmmaker on a budget" (Jim Steinmeyer, Who Was Dracula? 2013).

They don't write 'em like Dark Shadows anymore.  These three are all from episode 245:

From The Film Daily, 1932.

"Things were going well."  From McGill Daily, Oct. 30, 1980.

We looked up Draculinda and discovered that she was a late-nite horror host on Raleigh's WRAL-TV in 1960.  From Chowan's 1960 yearbook.