CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
It's true that there are actually only two times -- "enough time" and "too late." When clocks are adjusted for daylight savings, "too late" springs forward. From Boston College's 1983 yearbook.
We analyzed this photo with our custom Uncanny Detector app, and this gentleman is indeed conversing with the immaterial realm. From Salem's 1946 yearbook.
It's quite obviously either a helpcopter or a weather balloon. Granted, it might also be a lightning bolt or a meteor. From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1990.
We're not sure, but looked at one way, this could be a more exotic precursor to Eraserhead. It's from an ad for Oil for the Lamps of China. From Film Daily, 1935.