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Yearbook Weirdness – April 28, 2023 (permalink)

From the Indianapolis College of Pharmacy's 1928 yearbook.

*For some unbelievably weird yearbook imagery, see our How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.

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#vintage illustration #divination #fortune teller #prophecy #crystal ball #vintage yearbook #yearbook #hooded figure
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Yearbook Weirdness – October 18, 2022 (permalink)

From Western Illinois State Normal School's 1916 yearbook.

*For some unbelievably weird yearbook imagery, see our How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.

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#vintage illustration #divination #crystal ball #vintage yearbook #yearbook
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Restoring the Lost Sense – October 16, 2022 (permalink)

From La Baïonnette, 1916.
[Inexplicable images from generations ago invite us to restore the lost sense of immediacy.  We follow the founder of the Theater of Spontaneity, Jacob Moreno, who proposed stringing together "now and then flashes" to unfetter illusion and let imagination run free.  The images we have collected for this series came at a tremendous price, which we explained previously.]
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#vintage illustration #divination #fortune teller #cartomancy #card reader #art
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Yearbook Weirdness – June 7, 2022 (permalink)

From the University of Omaha's 1922 yearbook.  For how to arrange your entire home in a magical way, see the tips in Seance Parlor Feng Shui.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – March 16, 2022 (permalink)

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Yearbook Weirdness – January 14, 2022 (permalink)

From Valdosta State's 1977 yearbook.

*For some unbelievably weird yearbook imagery, see our How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.

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Restoring the Lost Sense – November 18, 2021 (permalink)

From Fantastic Adventures, 1943.
[Inexplicable images from generations ago invite us to restore the lost sense of immediacy.  We follow the founder of the Theater of Spontaneity, Jacob Moreno, who proposed stringing together "now and then flashes" to unfetter illusion and let imagination run free.  The images we have collected for this series came at a tremendous price, which we explained previously.]
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#vintage illustration #divination #fortune teller #crystal ball
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Restoring the Lost Sense – October 30, 2021 (permalink)

From Nebelspalter, 1933.
[Inexplicable images from generations ago invite us to restore the lost sense of immediacy.  We follow the founder of the Theater of Spontaneity, Jacob Moreno, who proposed stringing together "now and then flashes" to unfetter illusion and let imagination run free.  The images we have collected for this series came at a tremendous price, which we explained previously.]
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#vintage illustration #divination #playing cards #fortune telling #card reader
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Restoring the Lost Sense – October 8, 2021 (permalink)

It's like us waking up every morning: premonition, monition, telepathic communication, intuitive insight.  From a Rosicrucian ad, 1972.
[Inexplicable images from generations ago invite us to restore the lost sense of immediacy.  We follow the founder of the Theater of Spontaneity, Jacob Moreno, who proposed stringing together "now and then flashes" to unfetter illusion and let imagination run free.  The images we have collected for this series came at a tremendous price, which we explained previously.]
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#vintage illustration #vintage ad #divination #occult #esoteric #fortune telling #intuition #rosicrucian #mysticism #telepathy #premonition #ad
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Restoring the Lost Sense – September 26, 2021 (permalink)

Tell Your Fortune (via Gordon Meyer).
[Inexplicable images from generations ago invite us to restore the lost sense of immediacy.  We follow the founder of the Theater of Spontaneity, Jacob Moreno, who proposed stringing together "now and then flashes" to unfetter illusion and let imagination run free.  The images we have collected for this series came at a tremendous price, which we explained previously.]
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Hindpsych: Erstwhile Conjectures by the Sometime Augur of Yore – August 26, 2021 (permalink)

An Ancient Egyptian "Blueprint" for Co-Creating a Better Tomorrow

For anyone who feels at rock bottom, this is an intuitive divination that requires no knowledge of Egyptian mythology or astrology.  The image you'll work with is like a blueprint of a four-walled room, the walls of which have been flattened.  Picture the central rectangle, holding four figures and framed with a double line, as the floor.  Above it, below, left, and right are the room's four walls, as if they're lying on the ground.  The blueprint comes from the Egyptian Book of the Dead, and it depicts a funeral chamber.  Note the jackal-headed Anubis, protector of tombs, leaning over a mummy.  The mummy is you in your current state, feeling bound and powerless, awaiting the dawn of a new life of plenitude.  Under the bed (below Anubis and your mummy) is a bird with a human head, a symbol of your soul.  You are actually represented three times in this blueprint (you'll see yourself honoring the rising and setting suns, in the top corners).
Instructions: There are 16 letters on the blueprint.  Next to each letter you will write a number.  Begin by writing a 1 next to any letter your intuition guides you, or seemingly at random.  There is no "wrong" way to do this.  Follow your whim.  Just as the letters  are somewhat unpredictably placed, so should your numbers be at your discretion.  Continue here and there around the blueprint until you've written all 16 numbers.  Then, referring to the chart below, match the numbers to the letters, one pair at a time, to form messages.  The numbers represent astrological particulars (the greater symbolic meaning of each planet and asteroid).  Those meanings are offered in brackets.  The letters identify each figure in the diagram and what it communicates (as per the Egyptian Book of the Dead).  Each of those communications is like a fill-in-the blank.  They each feature the word "this," and that's like the blank to be filled by the bracketed word in the numerical list.  For example, letter A says that "Anubis prepares this good way for you."  If A were paired with the number 12 ("Inspiration") then the message is that you're on the cusp of a sudden bright idea or brainstorm that will send you moving forward on a better path of life.  "Anubis prepares inspiration as a good way for you."  Some paired message will make perfect sense immediately, while others will encourage some contemplation and some "wait and see."  This blueprint may be re-numbered at different times, for different circumstances.  The grand, overarching message of these readings is that many forces are at play, some seen and some unseen, that collaborate on one's destiny.  A new start may feature one of a great variety of characteristics.  Being conscious of those characteristics will empower one to better take advantage of opportunities for shifting one's life path or otherwise co-collaborate on one's destiny.  [Note that the walls of the blueprint feature 12 figures, recalling the 12 houses of the Zodiac; you may find other ways to work with this mystical diagram to inspire new insights.]
1. Ceres Asteroid [Nurturance]
2. Pallas Asteroid [Wisdom]
3. Juno Asteroid [Commitment]
4. Vesta Asteroid [Spirituality]
5. Hygeia Asteroid [Wellness]
6. Chiron Asteroid [Wounded Healer]
7. Moon [Emotions]
8. Pluto [Power]
9. Mercury [Communication]
10. Mars [Passion]
11. Venus [Love/Money]
12. Neptune [Inspiration]
13. Uranus [Rebellion]
14. Saturn [Karma]
15. Jupiter [Luck]
16. Sun [Self]
A. Anubis prepares this good way for you.
B. Goddess Isis protects and strengthens you with this.
C. Goddess Nephthys justifies you and keeps you from losing your head with this.
D. The statue of the northern wall binds you with this for protection.
E. The symbol of the western wall brings light to this.
F. The flame on the southern wall illuminates the heights of this.
G. Anubis in his divine hall watches over this and averts wrath.
H. Your living soul hails this arising on the eastern horizon.
I. Your living soul adores this setting in the land of the living, the western horizon.
J. The statue nurtures this (like a field is planted and watered).
K. The statue establishes a foundation for this (like sand conveyed from east to west).
L. Cardinal point genie Kebehsenuf puts the heart of this in its right place.
M. Cardinal point genie Hapi revives the "head" of this.
N. Cardinal point genie Taumautef rescues the originator of this from evil doers.
O. Cardinal point genie Emsta causes this to proper permanently.
P. Your living soul is vitalized by this.
* Historians must reconstruct the past out of hazy memory.  "Once upon a time" requires "second sight."  The "third eye" of intuition can break the "fourth wall" of conventional perspectives.  Instead of "pleading the fifth," historians can take advantage of the "sixth sense" and be in "seventh heaven."  All with the power of hindpsych, the "eighth wonder of the world."  It has been said that those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.  Therein lies the importance of Tarot readings for antiquity.  When we confirm what has already occurred, we break the shackles of the past, freeing ourselves to chart new courses into the future.
> read more from Hindpsych: Erstwhile Conjectures by the Sometime Augur of Yore . . .
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Yearbook Weirdness – August 7, 2021 (permalink)

The Book of Love wasn't Cupid's only publication.  Your Future by Cupid -- from the 1915 yearbook of the State Female Normal School, Farmville, Va.

*For some unbelievably weird yearbook imagery, see our How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.

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#vintage illustration #divination #future #vintage yearbook #yearbook #fortune telling
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Yearbook Weirdness – August 3, 2021 (permalink)

From Ohio State's 1920 yearbook.

*For some unbelievably weird yearbook imagery, see our How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.

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Old News – June 12, 2021 (permalink)

From Navy News, 1967.  See Seance Parlor Feng Shui.
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – May 26, 2021 (permalink)

Potato-based divination, plus one weird trick for solving seemingly insoluable conundrums:
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Restoring the Lost Sense – March 19, 2021 (permalink)

"Death now is the one thing that doesn't change.  When the cards say death, death it is."  From Collier's, 1948.
[Inexplicable images from generations ago invite us to restore the lost sense of immediacy.  We follow the founder of the Theater of Spontaneity, Jacob Moreno, who proposed stringing together "now and then flashes" to unfetter illusion and let imagination run free.  The images we have collected for this series came at a tremendous price, which we explained previously.]
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Hindpsych: Erstwhile Conjectures by the Sometime Augur of Yore – December 31, 2020 (permalink)

Due to our mysteriously esoteric studies, we're often asked for oracular predictions about the new year.  For this New Year's Eve, we consulted our own Mimetic Oracle, and here's why: the changing of the year is a grand pageant, and it's been said that theatre reveals what is behind so-called reality.  Our Mimetic Oracle draws from 92 characters in six vintage plays, with 166 spoken lines and 31 stage directions in the mix.  With the system, one randomly draws five characters and generates a script to illuminate the current drama of life.  (There’s a detailed F.A.Q. which explains how the scripts are created, how to make sense of the dialogues, how to determine whether a reading is positive or negative, what to make of the various characters, and why these specific 6 plays were chosen for the system: http://www.mysteryarts.com/play/.)

Here's the scenario that the oracle generated when asked about the coming year:

The cast of characters, intriguingly, features two sets of twins: the "Dutch Twins" and the tin soldiers Jack & Mack.  The other two figures, Melissa and Mrs. Mulligan (both M names), each have doubled letters (two s's for Melissa, two l's for Mulligan), further accentuating the twinning.  So apparently 2021 will carry over some sort of doubling inherent in the mirrored numbers of 2020.  In both dates, it's the 2's that are doubled, and our cast of characters certainly has twins doubled.  The first line is itself doubled: "Begin and never cease, begin and never cease."  We shall interpret that as a renewed call to make 2021 a brand new beginning, with the added insight that true beginnings never cease but are in a constant state of renewal.  So our little play encourages a new sort of dynamism in which we never rest on our laurels.  Music and bells follow, growing louder and louder, and this is a harbinger of increasing harmony and boisterous celebration—a very good sign for the coming year.  Then Mrs. Mulligan says that "if you stand on your head like that, all your brains will rush down into your fate."  This is a vital detail: it acknowledges that our world has been turned topsy-turvy, but we mustn't get stuck like that.  We must turn ourselves rightside-up, lest we lose our heads and seal our fate.  The first tin solder, Private Jack, is perhaps taken aback by the instruction, as if having followed orders for so long that he forgot how to stand "at ease."  One of the Dutch twins, Klinker, then rises, suggesting that once one of the doublings in 2021 rights itself, a second set of doublings will emerge.  The second tin soldier, Private Mack, apparently sees the development and nods his head wisely.  So ends the scene.  The little play begins with renewal and ends with wisdom—a highly positive outlook!  

> read more from Hindpsych: Erstwhile Conjectures by the Sometime Augur of Yore . . .
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Restoring the Lost Sense – December 21, 2020 (permalink)

From Le Charivari, 1842.
[Inexplicable images from generations ago invite us to restore the lost sense of immediacy.  We follow the founder of the Theater of Spontaneity, Jacob Moreno, who proposed stringing together "now and then flashes" to unfetter illusion and let imagination run free.  The images we have collected for this series came at a tremendous price, which we explained previously.]
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#vintage illustration #divination #wizard
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I Found a Penny Today, So Here's a Thought – December 10, 2020 (permalink)

A fateful drawing of a card: it's Prof. Oddfellow's Penetralia.
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Yearbook Weirdness – December 6, 2020 (permalink)

From Wake Forest's 1928 yearbook.

*For some unbelievably weird yearbook imagery, see our How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.

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#vintage illustration #divination #wizard #fortune teller #crystal ball #vintage yearbook #yearbook
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