CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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Found 73 posts tagged ‘weird headline’

Old News – February 19, 2018 (permalink)

Some of the very best photographs of wild animals are selfies.  "Jackal takes own picture."  From Popular Mechanics, 1931.
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#weird headline #vintage headline #jackal #selfie #headline
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Old News – February 18, 2018 (permalink)

This is true of the Grim Reaper.  "Power scythe run by motor operated by one man."  From Popular Mechanics, 1931.
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#grim reaper #scythe #weird headline #vintage headline #headline
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Old News – January 25, 2018 (permalink)

Noisy oysters interfer with ships' ears.  From Popular Mechanics, 1930.
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#weird headline #vintage headline #oysters #headline
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Old News – December 25, 2017 (permalink)

Here's one of the few headlines we've believed in Popular Mechanics.  "Death whispers from quartz."  From 1928.
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#death #weird headline #vintage headline #quartz #headline
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Old News – December 20, 2017 (permalink)

Here's one of the very few headlines we've believed in Popular Mechanics.  "Film nightmares get zest from distortagraph."  From 1928.
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#nightmare #horror #weird headline #vintage headline #horror movie #vintage horror #headline
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Old News – December 17, 2017 (permalink)

"When geese wear shoes."  From Popular Mechanics, 1928.
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#geese #weird headline #vintage headline #headline
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Old News – December 12, 2017 (permalink)

From Popular Mechanics, 1928.
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#weird headline #eye chart #headline
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Old News – December 11, 2017 (permalink)

Here's one of the vew few headlines we've believed in Popular Mechanics.  "Animals' eyes tell the time."  From 1928.
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#weird headline #vintage headline #telling time #animal eyes #headline
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This Terrible Problem That Is the Sea – October 29, 2017 (permalink)

"Ghostly voices brought from bottom of sea."  From Popular Mechanics, 1930.
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"The sea is a cruel mistress. Yet again the sea has behaved unconscionably. It's time to address this terrible problem that is the sea." —Captain Neddie, from the hilarious BBC series Broken News
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#ghosts #under the sea #weird headline #headline
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Old News – October 27, 2017 (permalink)

"In Great Britain everybody is rewriting the Bible."  From Popular Science Monthly, 1920.
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#bible #great britain #weird headline #vintage headline #rewriting the bible #biblical revision #headline
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Old News – October 25, 2017 (permalink)

"Silk stockings for sausages."  From Popular Science Monthly, 1920.
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#weird headline #vintage headline #sausage #silk stockings #headline
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Old News – October 19, 2017 (permalink)

"'Living light' a possibility, scientist declares."  From Popular Mechanics, 1929.
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#light #weird headline #vintage headline #luminescence #headline
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Old News – October 17, 2017 (permalink)

From Popular Mechanics, 1929.
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#weird headline #vintage headline #on all fours #16 street #headline
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Precursors – October 14, 2017 (permalink)

Here's a precursor to the Doomsday Clock.  "Queer French clocks celebrate world war."  From Popular Mechanics, 1927.
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#clock #weird headline #queer #french clock #world war #headline
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Old News – September 28, 2017 (permalink)

"Mountains caused by 'puffs' from inside the earth?"  Indubitably.  From Popular Mechanics, 1930.
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#mountain #weird headline #vintage headline #headline
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Old News – September 25, 2017 (permalink)

"Train and steamer whistles have own language."  And they're not merely tooting their own horns.  From Popular Mechanics, 1930.
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#weird headline #vintage headline #train whistle #lost language #headline
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Old News – September 24, 2017 (permalink)

We always find that a toothpick is the safest fireproof match.  From Popular Mechanics, 1929.
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#weird headline #vintage headline #matchstick #fireproof #headline
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Old News – September 20, 2017 (permalink)

You knew that "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride," but did you know that "If molecules were water, earth would be flooded"?  From Popular Mechanics, 1933.
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#flood #weird headline #vintage headline #molecules #water #headline
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Old News – September 4, 2017 (permalink)

We've always preferred Tesla over Edison, and this headline bolsters our cause.  "Clock that won't run one of Edison's successes."  From Popular Mechanics, 1929.
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#weird headline #vintage headline #tesla #thomas edison #headline
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Old News – September 1, 2017 (permalink)

"Half-inch piece of sun will guide night flyers."  From Popular Mechanics, 1930.
Please do join (if only as a spectator) my psychic battle against vintage Popular Mechanics magazine.  The phrase "printed matter can be demonic" delivers zero Google results, but that simply testifies to a massive coverup.  Vintage Popular Mechanics is the dragon to my St. George.  Root for me, even if my anachronistic quest to vanquish this beast perplexes you.  Merely recall that linear time is an illusion, and have faith that it's never "too late" to stop the toxic waste of vintage Popular Mechanics from contaminating our world.
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#sun #weird headline #vintage headline #headline
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