CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
An illustration from La Vie à Montmartre by Georges Montorgueil, illustrated by Pierre Vidal (1899).Speaking of which, what exactly are a snowball's chances in hell? See A Snowball's Chance in Hell.
The text reads, "There's no such thing as an "inverted pentagram." The so-called inverted pentagram is merely an upright pentagram tilted 36 degrees. Indeed, there's no such thing as an inverted pentagram, for such is a mathematical impossibility."
Which weighs more: an owl or a jester's marotte? We find the answer in Hampden-Sydney College's Kaleidoscope yearbook, 1919. See How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.
This ornate capital G reminds us of Number 2's signature spherical chair in The Prisoner series. From Loose Rein by Wanderer and illustrated by G. Bowers, 1887.
Eckhart Tolle suggested that "death is a stripping away of all that is not you." And just who puts on what we strip off? We find the answer in The Ingoldsby Legends, 1893.
The UFO of success's levitation beam of temperance is blocked by an alcoholic drinks counter, which is obvious when you think about it. From The Missionary Visitor, 1907.