CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Here's a precursor to this line: "It might be a case of, 'any chance of a baked potato?'" (Charlotte Williamson, "My Private Chef," The Guardian). Our illustration appears in Joseph Breck's Annual Descriptive Catalogue of Seeds, 1896.
Here's where crutches go when the lame walk and medicine bottles go when they've effected their cure, from Cured by an Incurable by Philip Bennett Power and illustrated by Edmund Fitzpatrick, 1888.
A precursor to the Death Star's approach to Alderaan? From The Deer Smellers of Haunted Mountain by John J. Meyer (1921). The caption reads: "Approaching the perfect world."