This recalls the old (Bob Newhart?) line: "The last thing I want to do here is be condescending—that means 'to talk down to.'"  The article says, "Most everyone understands what UFO means—Unidentified Flying Object."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1989.

"It was a beautiful thing and it was coming right down on Bismarck."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1970.

From Lumières Dans la Nuit, 1970.

"Let's see what's out there..."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1995.

"Get set, Georgia; here 'it' comes!"  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1970.

"UFO man wants his trousers."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1995.

We checked and confirmed that the opposite of UFObia is UFOria.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1978.

Is it a UFO descending or the debut of Radio City Music Hall?  As a wise man once said, “It can be two things.”  From The Film Daily, 1932.

From Lumières Dans la Nuit, 1974.

"What the CIA doesn't want you to know."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1995.

We've been called back to the "Chief" mountain at Squamish several times — a powerfully imposing (terrifying) rock face, and no surprise that it could draw UFOs.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1986.

"And meanwhile, back on Flying Saucer Hill ..."  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1983.

How to greet an alien in a crop circle, apparently.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1988.

You've already guessed our favorite word in this headline.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1971.

"UFOs: Prophets and scientists believe in them — do you?"  From Flying Saucer News, 1970.

You've heard that a cow jumped over the moon, but what jumped over the cow?  A UFO, of course.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1982.

"Terror of the UFO carrots," near where the house-size oranges whizzed by.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1988.

It's easy to assume that a space alien saying "Take me to your leader" is merely humorous, but it actually happened.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1971.

Your eye, like ours, might have identified the UFO flight path as a celestial sigil.  Rising to the call of duty, we created a print-quality symbol for those seeking to invoke contact.

Clipping from UFO Newsclipping Service, 1974.

Labeling things one doesn't understand "Nazi" is nothing new.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1988.