CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Do you remember, when you were a child, the animals used to call your name? And you knew in the dark when the others were dreaming and you could never get to sleep. —Cat People (1982)
An illustration of a glowing "90" from a 1914 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. The caption reads: "He sat up in bed, and shut and opened his eyes to persuade himself that he was not dreaming."
There's an interesting moment in every Almodovar film (just before the turning point) when the heroine's love interest either: 1) is sleeping with her best girlfriend, 2) doesn't exist, 3) is the heroine's male self from before the surgery. Play along at home!
An illustration from a 1911 issue of Everybody's magazine. The caption reads: "In suspension in the clouds thereabout, waiting some other command in its native tongue."
If you read the Collected Works of Franz Kafka only in elevators, a little bit at a time, it will take you years but you will probably appreciate his writing at a much deeper level.