Nine sheet ghosts didn't show up in their photo.  From MacMurray's 1977 yearbook.

From Misha and Masha, written and illustrated by Pearl Binder, 1936.

This is why we are the way we are.  We accidentally bought this manual while studying for a driver's license.  We should have been wary that the period on the cover wasn't a stop sign, but that's where being in a hurry will get you.  Long story abridged, we failed the driving test and, due to the consequential confusion, our understanding of grammar is still taking some sort of detour.

This book's title is technically four digitate exclamation points and one pollical question mark, with an asterisk offering the subtitle like a footnote (cute to have a hand and a foot).  After the Turn On, What?

These questionable crackers expired in 1910.  From Lasell's 1910 yearbook.

"Butt in and see."  From Wake Forest's 1920 yearbook.

Here's how to use correct punctuation.  From the College of William and Mary's 1922 yearbook.

See Divination by Punctuation.

Questionable faculties.  From Lenoir's 1913 yearbook.

The human question mark, from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's 1920 yearbook.

From Tulane's 1939 yearbook.

From Washburn's 1917 yearbook.  See Divination by Punctuation.

From Brigham Young Universe, 1949.

"Girls don't gamble any more."  From Wid's Daily, 1920.

I dreamed of star-gazing.

From Wid's Daily, 1920.

"Who is 'your best friend.'"  From The Film Daily, 1922.

Sure, we complain that Hollywood is out of ideas with each new remake, but it was no different a full century ago.  From Wid's Daily, 1920.

"Who is Nobody?"  From Moving Picture World, 1921.

From Stead's, 1920.