From Motion Picture News, 1925.

From Cine-Mundial, 1929.

My own eyes actually aren't magnifying mirrors (too gay?), but I make up for it with X-Ray Spex.  From The New Movie Magazine, 1935.

Whoever told you lingerie doesn't grow on trees is a liar.  From The Current Sauce, 1951.

From Cine-Mundial, 1929.

Houdini menaced by a robot, from Cine-Mundial, 1918.

The genie in the bottle.  From The Nation's Health, 1921.

From B.A.R., 1982.

An interesting attitude toward the weather: "It always has stopped raining."  Plus, never try to fist-bump a lady with a book in her hands.  From The New Movie Magazine, 1935.

"Are you that 'special' gal we're looking for?"  From Richmond Professional Institute's 1959 yearbook.

From Reel Life, 1915.

Yes, our pay envelope keeps us out of this picture, but in all honesty so does homosexuality.  From Astounding Science Fiction, 1938.

"Some laxatives taste like library paste and some like rancid pickles."  From Adventure magazine, 1935.

"How to pass a genius."  Some anti-intellectualism from Science Fiction Quarterly, 1956.

From Washington State's 1906 yearbook.

Festooning "the fur house."  From Dry Goods Economist, 1922.

Nervous prostration, from Cine-Mundial, 1932.

"The whole town's talking."  From The Film Daily, 1935.