We encountered and determined the cause of a temporal anomaly in the town of Clayton, New Mexico. A streetside clock displays faces with no hands, bizarrely distorted numbers, as well as incorrect times. As constant investigators of such phenomena, we diagnosed the source of the problem at a glance. Directly below the troubled timekeeper is an old sculpture of a dinosaur. That relic, itself conjuring a past that is forever timeless, is the cause of the pole clock divergence, magnified by the site's proximity to the extinct volcano Capulin. Though the cause is simple enough, great mysteries yet abound, for precisely how and why do relics have the power to disrupt the flow of time?