The uncertainty of "uncertainty" spelled with a P.  From North China Herald, 1933.

From The Children's Newspaper, 1937.

"World needs to-day not a new religion—but an understanding of true principles that inspired all great faiths."  From the Bombay Sunday Chronicle, 1935.

Thurston Howell III reads the same financial report every day, as it's the only newspaper available since the shipwreck on Gilligan's Island, episode 1.28.  (See our bizarre 19-minute documentary entitled Marooned Gray Areas of Identity on Gilligan's Island.)

We once admitted that we get all our news from a 1941 edition of New England Goat News.  It's not so unusual -- you've seen the Addams Family's Uncle Fester get all his news from last year's newspaper.  And you've seen Gilligan's Island's Thurston Howell III repeatedly read the same stock market report in the only newspaper available after the shipwreck.  Here's a precursor to all that, in which four fishermen in 1902 get all their news from an 1879 edition of the New York Ledger that they purchased from a Norwegian farmhouse.  From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1902.

Since we can no longer trust the lamestream media, we choose to read old issues of Goat News and get just as much pertinent information out of it about the state of the world.