"A busy day in Paris."  From The Simple Jography by Oliver Herford, 1908.

From Shadowland, 1923.

From Pegasus, December 1959.

Paris chooses Aphrodite as the fairest.  From Elson-Gray Basic Readers, Book Six, 1936. 

The endpapers from East Carolina's 1933 yearbook.

From Together, 1964.

A beanstalk to the castle in the moon.  From Lustige Blätter, 1918.

From Lustige Blätter, 1916.

From Les Types de Paris, 1889.

From Le Fifre, 1889.

Q: "Paris is beautiful, is it not?"  —Kings in Exile by Alphonse Daudet, 1889.

A: Not.  (Sorry, Paris.  You have great P.R., though!  It's just that there's a name for how visitors get violently ill when they visit you, "Paris Syndrome," triggered by the extreme shock over how awful you are.)

Here's a precursor to "Paris Syndrome," the psychological trauma triggered by that city.  The syndrome was first named in 1986, but of course it's nothing new, and this depiction of it in Lustige Blätter goes all the way back to 1900.

A gargoyle is thinking of you.  From L'Assiette au Beurre, 1910.

Here's a precursor to Paris Syndrome (first diagnosed in 1986), in which the filth and rudeness of that city puts romanticist tourists into a state of extreme shock (including anxiety, dizziness, tachycardia, vomiting, and hallucinations).  "So this is Paris!"  From Medical Pickwick, 1922.

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