CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Though Wikipedia dates the oath "Sakes alive" from the 1930s to the 1950s, here it is in 1918. Sakes alive, Wikipedia! From Doctor Rabbit and Ki-yi Coyote by Thomas Hinkle, 1918.
I'm not sure that calling otherworldly beings "macrobes" (opposite of "microbes") ever caught on. From Tico Times (San Jose), via UFO Newsclipping Service, 1994.
You've spotted the problem with the affirmation: everything may or may not be okay ... but everything will be OK as in Oklahoma. (Yes, we did a Google search for "Everything will be Oklahoma.") (For 6thSensical.)
"Love (a beautiful four letter word)." (We noticed several less-beautiful four-letter words hidden within those letters, too. How many can you spot? Also, did you notice that this alphanet has two e's and two v's?) From B.A.R., 1971.
"In the wilds of fiery climes he made himself a home, and his soul drank their sunbeams." From Manual and Diagrams to Accompany Metcalf's Grammars, 1901.
For spellworkers only: a sorceress we know from the fire ceremonies at the Goddess Temple in the Nevada desert, Abigail Spinner McBride, has premiered our Kabbalistic magic spell against the coronavirus. The video clip is 3 minutes long, and the link to Youtube should begin at 32:16: video.