Thanks to home-recording pioneer Ken Clinger, who wrote:
I unfortunately let my canary watch this video. It ended up cheating at canasta by flying back and forth on its portable international dateline (to thwart other canasta players’ previous moves) by distracting them with a disturbingly long mustache, while wearing “antlers” made from a skeleton hand, while demanding that its picture be taken. This was the beginning of my own desperate times, which I hope to get past (but into the future), by using several portable international datelines lined up in a row.