Not sure what this means, but, to quote from The American Astronaut, "then again I've never been to earth."  From American University's 1968 yearbook.  (In the same song, even Paul Simon admits, "Like a poem poorly written, we are verses out of rhythm.")

Our own stability, too, relies on a peacock feather and a clown hat.  From Nebelspalter, 1913.

Seven cats invited to supper.  From Dame Wiggins of Lee and Her Seven Wonderful Cats, Written Principally By a Lady of Ninety, 1923.

From Swarthmore's 1922 yearbook.  See How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.

From Tulane's 1897 yearbook.

From Union College's 1975 yearbook.

From Salem's 1905 yearbook.

Peace asks War not to begin preparing the omelet yet.  From Le Charivari, 1891.

You may have had a sense that everything counts toward something.  But it only counts toward twenty.  [The context is twenty years of service before retirement from the armed forces.]  From It All Counts Toward Twenty by Everett Christensen.

Not only is Future Preconditional an extremely rare phrase and wonderful name for a book, but this volume comes in its own paper bag!  By Douglas Woolf.

For a houseguest's third day, make place cards on the dinner table in the form of tombstones.  From Together, 1956.

From The Psychiatric Bulletin, 1958.

Here's a precursor to the mystery novel You Can't Kill Murder.  From Dark Shadows episode 805.

The "Thing," from Flying Saucer News, 1955.

"The world of cults and the occult."  From Fort Wayne Bible College's 1976 yearbook.