CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"The Sickle of Leo, from which come the Leonids, gleams like a great question-mark in the sky. The answer— But God knows what the answer to anything is. Perhaps it is that the stars are very close indeed." —Charles Fort, New Lands
"The hand of mysticism, hysteria, hallucinations, and religious mania." The caption doesn't say this is the hand of a mystically-minded person who experiences hysteria, hallucinations, and religious mania. Rather, it suggests that the hand itself embodies mysticiam, hysteria, hallucinations, and religious mania. Therefore, the illustration is transformed into a talisman, akin to the Hand of Fatima. From New Discoveries in Palmistry by Joseph Bryant Hargett, 1901.
While researching insights into how to know when it's over, we encountered this surprising tidbit from Alton Brown (I'm Just Here For the Food): "You'll know it's over when you reach in with tongs and can easily crush the bones."
"Something's happening here; what it is ain't exactly clear." (A quotation from "For What It's Worth" by Buffalo Springfield.) From American University's 1968 yearbook.
A life-hacking tip -- use hints and tips from old computer gaming manuals to structure your daily life. Here's a selection we gathered from Spellcasting 201: The Sorcerer's Appliance official hint book, 1991.
We thought this was a common greeting, but maybe it's just us, based on how broken-down we look: "In the name of God, what have you been doing to yourself?" From Collier's, 1915.
For fear of a caretaker pulling back the ivy and showing us our own tombstone again, we visit cemeteries only when nobody's around. From Together, 1957.
They believe they're a newlywed couple, after hypnosis ... or perhaps even before hypnosis. From Practical Lessons in Hypnotism by William Wesley Cook, 1901.