CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
It's like my nightmares about being back in school. "In the next three days, we'll ask this young man 1,751 very important questions." From Together magazine, 1967.
We've previously noted the mysterious phenomenon that rows of dots or asterisks in a text invariably illustrate what came before or comes after. Here are three random examples from the same book: the first row of dots represents the holes in a belt mentioned above them, the second row represents the holes in the blanket of night that allow stars to peek through, and the third row represents a series of gunshots. Watch for the phenomenon -- it never fails!
"To err is human; to forgive is not company policy." This is as early an appearance of this saying as we've been able to find. (The next oldest being from 1974.) From the University of South Carolina at Spartanburg's 1972 yearbook.