Two Ouija enthusiasts are in the market to buy a haunted house, the more haunted the better.  From Cartoons Magazine, 1920.

"Dark light promises way to talk with Mars."  We, too, use dark light to talk with Mars.  Therefore, this is one of the very few Popular Mechanics headlines we can vouch for.  From 1932.  Also, we always use dark light when painting with the "minus colors" from this other weird headline.

"London night by night."  From Pick Me Up, 1891.  This should also be of interest: How to Be Your Own Cat.

"Entrance for all soles."  From Popular Science Monthly, 1921.

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The corner of Prosperity and Misery, from The Sketch, 1898.

An express train's 76-year journey to Mars.  From Popular Mechanics, 1927.

"I am not a woman to be trifled with."  From Adventures of Martin Hewitt, Third Series by Arthur Morrison, 1896.

New York: Its Upper Ten and Lower Million by George Lippard, 1854.

You've heard of a bearded clam, but here's a mustachioed oyster.  "The gift that fell from heaven."  From Stories in Precious Stones by Helen Zimmern, 1873.

You've heard of taking one step forward and two steps back.  If you take two steps forward, it's into a hole.  From New York County court records, 1918.

It's been said (if only once, according to Google) that no one can read a blank book.  Donna proves the lie in that.  Here she is, reading our blank book entitled Let's Do and Say We Didn't.